About Me
- !Hitchë®404
- ASK *Sparkle* FOR CONFIRMATION :) I am homeless. I have been homeless for years. I steal the food I eat. I would rather steal than work or go to a shelter. I spend my time chatting online. Since I don't have a real life, I get awfully intense about my online image. I am 5'10" & 185 pounds (according to my 1999 state ID) with blue eyes and brown hair. Not bad looking if you can get past the homeless part. I am immaculately clean. Showering while homeless is a challenge but I go to extremes to ensure cleanliness. I have even used Comet to clean my mouth. Seriously. Dirty mouths are a pet peeve. I would never kiss a woman without first viewing her tongue.
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